Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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