She's JV to your varsity
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
