i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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