like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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