New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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