I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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