Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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