So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
