Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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