I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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