It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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