The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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