i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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