love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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