i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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