Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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