I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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