thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Of course I have a pirate flag
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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