How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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