im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
