I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I have aggressive nipples.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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