The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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