i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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