TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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