i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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