You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
