Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
that's an acceptable place to lick
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
