He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
