somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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