nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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