I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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