Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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