Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Who died my cat blue again?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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