I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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