Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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