She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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