I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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