I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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