Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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