We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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