grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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