hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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