I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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