You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize