This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
