very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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