it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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