My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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