Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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