i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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