Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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