is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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