we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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