I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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