idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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