Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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