Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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